never a dull moment in this household

i swear!!!! not making this up! actual conversation between my mom and i just now.....

mom: phewww

me: huh? (ignoring her while stalking on facebook)

mom: oh my god, i think my sweaty boobs smell like glue

me: wha? wha? giggle giggle giggle

mom: yeah! its like a whif of elmers

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mom: what was that? (reacting to noise coming from bathroom) 

me: it sounded like Matthew just fell in the shower

mom: maybe he knocked some sense into himself

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mom: o gosh, i can't open my mouth around you, you're gonna blog it...

me: giggle giggle type type

mom: you're writing that too aren't you