THE 3 C's

"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad."

This is an actual conversation that occurred last night at Z-tejas while enjoying margs with the bestie...

me: (finishing up my HUGE dinner) grr... i feel so fat. i need to go on a diet

bestie: i know, me too! we should go on a diet before we go to Mexico

me: okay!!! lets do the marykate diet... haha

bestie: haha... what's that? anorexia?

me: hahahaha.... no its the 3 c's

bestie: ?

me: coffee, cigarettes, and cocaine

bestie: o... okay. well, i don't have the cigarettes tho.